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It Was Tense Bar Joke Sweatshirt – Craft Beer & Pun Lover's Top
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It Was Tense Bar Joke Sweatshirt – Craft Beer & Pun Lover's Top

It Was Tense Bar Joke Sweatshirt – Craft Beer & Pun Lover's Top

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The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense. If you got that immediately, this sweatshirt was made for you.

The 'It Was Tense' sweatshirt is a wearable punchline for grammar nerds, word lovers, and anyone who thinks a well-timed pun is the highest form of humor. Bold, distressed lettering in a vintage bar-sign style makes the joke land before you even say a word — and yes, it will start conversations.

Built for comfort during long reading sessions, writing sprints, or just existing wittily in the world, this heavy blend sweatshirt delivers on every front:

  • 50% cotton / 50% polyester heavy blend — soft, durable, and built to last
  • Air jet yarn for a plush feel and reduced pilling
  • Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs
  • 1x1 rib with spandex for stretch and shape retention
  • Classic fit — relaxed and comfortable for everyday wear

Available in sizes S–5XL and four versatile colors: White, Ash, Sand, and Light Blue. Pick your tense — er, shade — and order yours today.
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Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

Every First Draft Club tee is printed as close to you as possible using
our global print network. In the U.S., that typically means right here
at home — no long-distance shipping slowing down your story.
Do you ship internationally?

We currently only ship to the US. We hope to expand soon.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?


Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking number by email — so you
can follow along like it's the best page-turner you've read all year.
What materials are your products made of?


Our tees are soft enough to write in, durable enough to outlast your
worst writer's block, and gentle enough for the skin you're in. Exact
materials vary by item — check the product page for the full story.