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The Past, Present, and Future Walked Into a Bar - It Was Tense Tote Bag
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The Past, Present, and Future Walked Into a Bar - It Was Tense Tote Bag

Style: White
$22.72
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Carry your wit and wisdom with you wherever you go! This playful tote bag features a clever design that's sure to spark conversations and bring a smile to anyone who sees it. With its distressed, vintage-inspired typography and rich, earthy color palette, this bag is perfect for those who appreciate a good joke and a touch of retro charm. It's the ideal accessory for book lovers, wordplay enthusiasts, and anyone who understands the true meaning of a 'tense' situation.

Cover all your grab and go needs with these long handle tote bags while being eco-conscious. These tote bags feature reinforced stitching on handles for more stability, ensuring your clever cargo is secure. Your unique designs will stand out on these 100% cotton fabric tote bags. For the natural color, any whites in your design will be treated as transparent in the printing process, so keep this in mind for optimal results!

  • Reinforced stitching on handles for extra durability
  • Large printable area allows your witty design to shine on both the front & back
  • Generous 10 litres capacity to hold all your essentials
  • Made from 100% cotton, weighing 3 - 5 oz/yard² (100 - 170 g/m²)

Tailor your style! Choose between a crisp White finish for a clean look, or a classic Natural tone to complement the vintage vibe of the design. This product is made on demand, so there are no minimums to bring your unique style to life.

Size guide

  Sizes
Handle (inches) 26.4
Length (inches) 16.5
Width (inches) 15



Care instructions

Wash Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), wash garment inside out with similar colors
Tumble Dry Low
Bleach Only non-chlorine
Dry clean Do not dry clean
Iron Do not iron
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Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

Every First Draft Club tee is printed as close to you as possible using
our global print network. In the U.S., that typically means right here
at home — no long-distance shipping slowing down your story.



Do you ship internationally?

We currently only ship to the US. We hope to expand soon.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?


Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking number by email — so you
can follow along like it's the best page-turner you've read all year.

What materials are your products made of?


Our tees are soft enough to write in, durable enough to outlast your
worst writer's block, and gentle enough for the skin you're in. Exact
materials vary by item — check the product page for the full story.