{"product_id":"im-just-here-for-the-gore-geous-prose-t-shirt","title":"I'm Just Here For The Gore-geous Prose  T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor readers who prefer their prose gore-geous, their plots twisted, and their humor a little dark.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Shirt Your Words Deserve\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuilt for the long sessions. The Gildan 5000 is crafted from 100%\nUS-grown cotton — medium weight at 5.3 oz, substantial enough to outlast your\nlongest writing streak without ever feeling like work.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClassic Fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — Relaxed and easy, the crew neckline takes you from coffee shop to\nreading night without a wardrobe revision. Casual enough for a deadline spiral.\nSharp enough for when you actually show up to things.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTear-Away Label\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — Gone. Because the only thing that should be scratching at you is an\nunfinished stanza.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEthically Made\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — 100% US cotton, ethically grown and harvested. Gildan holds membership\nin the US Cotton Trust Protocol and this tee carries Oeko-Tex certification for\nsafety and quality. Wear it knowing the story behind it is a clean one.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ci\u003eGood writing starts with good material. So does a good shirt.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA) Length (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e89\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB) Width (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e91.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e101.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e111.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e122\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e132\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e142.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e152\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e162\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB) Half Chest (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA) Length (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB) Width (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e48\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e52\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e56\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e59.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e63.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB) Half Chest (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n","brand":"First Draft Club","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":53634598306101,"sku":"1955da1a-c202-458f-bbe4-b44ab45fc223","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":53634598338869,"sku":"9a4f6539-8823-4a18-a9f1-1b42ea888192","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":53634598371637,"sku":"3ba78fe5-0cfd-4bfe-840a-43fbf51d35f6","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":53634598404405,"sku":"00d51b66-a015-4ba5-a753-e0d735008ab6","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53634598437173,"sku":"df581b9f-2618-4c2c-82fd-26f5d6e1511a","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53634598469941,"sku":"43f6bcaa-0a7d-4aa0-bdb5-58d882cc309a","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":53634598502709,"sku":"5d6306ff-e4ff-47a6-a683-b5bece981d9f","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":53634598535477,"sku":"10580245-074f-41a1-b5c7-3d4d56c55a41","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":53634598568245,"sku":"73082718-738f-4db6-99ae-d61ef0e02346","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":53634598601013,"sku":"402474d7-5c82-4167-bd0f-9edf5c369c90","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":53634598633781,"sku":"d7ef1761-21ca-4a01-9087-7b0311d2a4d4","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":53634598666549,"sku":"28d5f12d-d9c0-488c-b280-27b6705b2581","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":53634598699317,"sku":"be86fd72-80cd-4343-b903-5a78a2018ebc","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":53634598732085,"sku":"cab9a776-208a-4a2e-85af-c85785216709","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 4XL","offer_id":53634598764853,"sku":"87068372-01a0-4b44-8ce2-d6b846c4bbba","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 5XL","offer_id":53634598797621,"sku":"e9f70948-209d-4306-8f9b-9c638c2b99d5","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ S","offer_id":53634598830389,"sku":"ea9ebbcb-df03-4004-80d1-9b351bbc706e","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ M","offer_id":53634598863157,"sku":"08639a25-6a7f-44e4-8691-62bcd3c693c5","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ L","offer_id":53634598895925,"sku":"72a6fc27-739f-4fb9-986c-47a289911bce","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ XL","offer_id":53634598928693,"sku":"31acd2a4-432a-4ba8-a7f3-c3be8c379151","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 2XL","offer_id":53634598961461,"sku":"7362c5d4-c31d-40b5-a46d-39cdbae7b384","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 3XL","offer_id":53634598994229,"sku":"46f0ce54-4e02-4de6-be8c-c0845e70b19c","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 4XL","offer_id":53634599026997,"sku":"74298a7b-3f2c-4052-942b-189ee4477773","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 5XL","offer_id":53634599059765,"sku":"2544efbb-f929-43b0-8520-6f8fcb883fb2","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":53634599092533,"sku":"a6cebc16-4145-4173-926b-d24d92726f8e","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":53634599125301,"sku":"c4fd65d4-3991-42f3-a6e5-508f6b6ee350","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":53634599158069,"sku":"5ab4f438-09db-4998-95d9-3246896df77f","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":53634599190837,"sku":"cca83cc2-1d7a-412d-b109-5a87efa06332","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":53634599223605,"sku":"be895a40-7edf-400b-aaf3-686db6fc4e2c","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":53634599256373,"sku":"4c2e2533-14f0-458e-b332-d0f2b42f8a47","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 4XL","offer_id":53634599289141,"sku":"2d316dab-7e24-46c3-8eaa-8c8202f40490","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 5XL","offer_id":53634599321909,"sku":"ba85d724-fe2e-474a-9c42-7cf11782c21e","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":53634599354677,"sku":"2aeab93a-55c7-408b-a010-55db79909f85","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":53634599387445,"sku":"34fd1b08-91da-4971-b50a-9389b1f3af14","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":53634599420213,"sku":"ed4e73b4-c6b5-4aaa-8112-0a99c095346f","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":53634599452981,"sku":"b69cb1a9-7829-4ec9-a1eb-11f69615ca85","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":53634599485749,"sku":"d52e4b05-c02f-4c4f-8d22-1f737f0e1812","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":53634599518517,"sku":"59340ab1-77ba-4f1b-8351-4d05d12538a2","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":53634599551285,"sku":"520ddb3e-107b-418e-b11a-65352f3fd5f3","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0947\/8422\/5589\/files\/here_for_gore-geous_prodse_sand_mockup.png?v=1790286788","url":"https:\/\/1stdraftclub.com\/products\/im-just-here-for-the-gore-geous-prose-t-shirt","provider":"First Draft Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}